Hey my DUDES
MY SHOES ARE WET AND MY THREAD GOT EATEN WHAT DO I DO
96.2% of the people who read this will not have the guts to re-post this. When Goku died in the explosion with Cell, he thought of both you and me. If you are part of that 3.8% that doesn’t feel ashamed to love Goku, repost this. Thank you Goku. I lifted up my arms when you asked for energy for the spirit bomb.
Hearing is believing
You know the old saying, “hearing is believing”, right? We’ve all heard it. And believe it or not, the new Strawberry Poppin’ Candy Freeze is an experience you’re going to enjoy hearing over and over again.
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it is wednesday my dudes.
WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE
I WILL RESUREK MANY TIEM STRONGR
WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Clicker Heroes, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Anton-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed Mateka counter kills. I am trained in Cabala warfare and I’m the top Creator in DFOG. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Arad, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of creator mains across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ice age, maggot. The wind storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over (zhu c) 666 ways, and that’s just with my air balls. Not only am I extensively trained in wasd movement, but I have access to an entire arsenal of trees and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit meteors all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
BUT MY HOPE WILL NEVER DIE
100 btw haha made you look